Sarah Silverman Quotes About Jesus

We have collected for you the TOP of Sarah Silverman's best quotes about Jesus! Here are collected all the quotes about Jesus starting from the birthday of the Comedian – December 1, 1970! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 2 sayings of Sarah Silverman about Jesus. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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Funny Jesus Humor

"Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic". Documentary, Comedy, Music, www.imdb.com. 2005.

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I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.
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Jesus Kids People

"Sarah Silverman, Serving Up Sinfully Divine Comedy". "Weekend Edition" with Scott Simon, www.npr.org. November 23, 2013.

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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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Jesus Believe Kids

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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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Jesus Hate Believe

"What I've Learned: Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel" by Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. February 20, 2007.

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Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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Jesus Believe Daddy

"Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic". Documentary, Comedy, Music, 2005.

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