Bob Hope Quotes About One Liner
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
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I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.
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Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
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It gave dirty politics a bad name.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
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I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.
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My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Please don't stand up on my account.
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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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