Kin Hubbard Quotes About Funny
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
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