Mark Twain Quotes About Beer
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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
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Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.
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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
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When in doubt tell the truth.
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
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Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
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