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Quotes › Authors › R › Rita Rudner › I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled
  • I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

    Rita Rudner: I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
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