Boners Quotes
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I'd done all my research and seen that Booker and Gadson had worked with giant folks and little peanuts, too. That just showed me that they're musicians. They're not just interested in doing the big ones, they're interested in doing stuff that - pardon the expression - gives them a boner. I'm like that, too. I don't want to just do easy stuff. I want to keep myself freaked out all the time. Hence the title of the record, I Like To Keep Myself in Pain.
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There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
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Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.
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I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.
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Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.
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It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.
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Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism?
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Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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On True Blood — I've never told anybody this—but I was so nervous and I was so drunk that after I shot the scene I was going up to the crew members — and I had just met all these people the day before — and I was going up to all of them like, 'You got a boner! You do! You've got one!' It was horrible. Horrible!
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Horses are like giant possums that you can ride and they stare at you and have terrifying boners
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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