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  • It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.

    Girl   Grateful   Needs  
    "Kate Winslet Tells Vanity Fair 'i Am Sincerely Grateful For My Buttocks'" by Elizabeth Snead, www.hollywoodreporter.com. May 30, 2012.
  • Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

    Funny   Boys   Wizards  
    J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”, p.49, Pottermore
  • A painter who has the feel of breasts and buttocks is saved.

  • To spend your days in the company of naked men - that was the life for me. 'Turn a bit to the left, Jean-Claude. I long to capture the playful quality of your buttocks.

    Men   Long   Quality  
    David Sedaris (2000). “Me talk pretty one day”
  • The British left intermittently erupts like a pustule upon the buttock of a rather good country. Seventy years ago it opposed mobilisation against Adolf Hitler and worshipped the other genocide, Josef Stalin. It has marched for Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Khrushchev, Brezhnev and Andropov. It has slobbered over Ceausescu and Mugabe. It has demonstrated against everything and everyone American for a century.

    Country   Years   Mugabe  
    "While we have your attention, Mr President". www.theguardian.com. November 18, 2003.
  • A rich man's body is like a premium cotton pillow, white and soft and blank. ''Ours'' is different. My father's spine was a knotted rope, the kind that women use in villages to pull water from wells; the clavicle curved around his neck in high relief, like a dog's collar; cuts and nicks and scars, like little whip marks in his flesh, ran down his chest and waist, reaching down below his hip bones into his buttocks. The story of a poor man's life is written on his body, in a sharp pen.

    Dog   Father   Cutting  
    FaceBook post by Aravind Adiga from Nov 30, 2013
  • The story of a poor man's life is written on his body, in a sharp pen.

    Men   Stories   Body  
    Aravind Adiga (2008). “The White Tiger: A Novel”, p.22, Simon and Schuster
  • Two days prior to the Herrick operation I repaired a double cleft lip, resected a recurrent cancer of the mouth, corrected lop ears in a child, and closed a burn of the buttocks.

    Children   Cancer   Two  
  • The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.

    Women   Female   Buttocks  
    Germaine Greer (2009). “The Female Eunuch”, p.32, Harper Collins
  • Beauty for some provides escape, who gain a happiness in eyeing the gorgeous buttocks of the ape or Autumn sunsets exquisitely dying.

    Beauty   Nature   Fall  
  • Svengal lay groaning on the turf. His thighs were sheer agony. His buttocks ached. His calf muscles were on fire. Now, afterhe had tumbled off the small pony he was riding and thudded heavily to the turf on the point of his shoulder, the shoulder would hurt too. He concentrated on trying to find one part of his body that wasn't a giant source of pain and failed miserably. He opened his eyes. The first thing he saw was the face of the elderly pony that he had been riding peered down at him. Now what made you do a strange thing like that? The creature seemed to be asking.

    Hurt   Pain   Eye  
    John Flanagan (2011). “Erak's Ransom (Ranger's Apprentice Book 7)”, p.83, Random House
  • I paint a woman's big rounded buttocks so that I want to reach out and stroke the dimpled flesh.

    Beauty   Flesh   Want  
  • I should like to know which is worse: to be ravished a hundred times by pirates, and have a buttock cut off, and run the gauntlet of the Bulgarians, and be flogged and hanged in an auto-da-fe, and be dissected, and have to row in a galley -- in short, to undergo all the miseries we have each of us suffered -- or simply to sit here and do nothing?' That is a hard question,' said Candide.

  • I believe it is important to go on insisting that normality is not what we are exposed to. Honestly, among my acquaintances there is no woman wearing XS. No, sorry, there is one: my daughter. The point is that Mia is 11 years old. It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.

    Girl   Daughter   Sorry  
    "Kate Winslet: 'I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks'". Interview with Simona Siri, www.vanityfair.it. May 30, 2012.
  • One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips. People will then be literally kissing ass.

    Kissing   Cells   People  
  • Usually state laws refer to touching intimate parts, it can be breasts or buttocks.

    Law   Touching   Intimate  
    Source: www.realclearpolitics.com
  • Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go.

    Jeans   Wands   Okay  
  • There are people who think that we cannot rule ourselves because the few times we tried, we failed, as if all the others who rule themselves today got it right the first time. It is like telling a crawling baby who tries to walk, and then falls back on his buttocks, to stay there. As if the adults walking past him did not crawl, once

    Baby   Fall   Past  
  • Everyone detected with AIDS should be tattooed in the upper forearm, to protect common needle users, and on the buttock, to prevent the victimization of other homosexuals.

    "Crucial Steps in Combating the Aids Epidemic; Identify All the Carriers" by William F. Buckley, Jr., archive.nytimes.com. March 18, 1986.
  • It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and a latex bustier and to know already that she has a tattoo of a sundered valentine with the tagline Heart Breaker on her right buttock and a tiny hairless ole just left of her anus.

  • I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.

    Funny   Hurt   Humor  
  • The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

    Art   Essentials   Body  
    "Tynan Right and Left : Plays, Films, People, Places and Events" by Kenneth Tynan, (p. 432), 1967.
  • The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.

    "Tynan Right and Left : Plays, Films, People, Places and Events" by Kenneth Tynan, (p. 432), 1967.
  • Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police station elevator and his gun accidentally discharged. The bullet ricocheted off the elevator wall and lodged in Gazarra's right buttock.

    Wall   Hate   Gun  
    Janet Evanovich (2010). “Ten Big Ones: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.37, Macmillan
  • Nothing makes my buttocks clench tighter and my teeth itch more than 'Full Time Mummy'. Full time mummy is not a job title. It is a biological status.

    Jobs   Titles   Teeth  
    "Katie Hopkins' most outrageous comments yet after she was 'reported to police' and branded a Nazi for Manchester terror attack tweet" by Jessica Glibb, www.mirror.co.uk. November 19, 2015.
  • Danse Russe If I when my wife is sleeping and the baby and Kathleen are sleeping and the sun is a flame-white disc in silken mists above shining trees,-- if I in my north room dance naked, grotesquely before my mirror waving my shirt round my head and singing softly to myself: "I am lonely, lonely. I was born to be lonely, I am best so!" If I admire my arms, my face, my shoulders, flanks, buttocks against the yellow drawn shades,-- Who shall say I am not the happy genius of my household?

    Baby   Lonely   Sleep  
    "Danse Russe" l. 18 (1917)
  • I have, of all the inglorious things, a malignant hemorrhoid. What color bracelet does one wear for that? And where does one wear it? And what slogan is apropos? Perhaps that slogan can be sewn in needlepoint around the ruffle on a cover for my embarrassing little doughnut buttocks pillow.

    Color   Ruffles   Doe  
    P.J. O'Rourke (2011). “Holidays in Heck”, p.145, Atlantic Books Ltd
  • At the 150-minute point of sitting in a standard theater chair, the human buttocks die; once dead, they cannot be revived. They cease to function, whatever that function may have been, and must be carried around like a sack, or two, of flour.

    Two   Sitting   May  
  • A woman’s beauty lies, not in any exaggeration of the specialized zones, nor in any general harmony that could be worked out by means of the sectio aurea or a similar aesthetic superstition; but in the arabesque of the spine. The curve by which the back modulates into the buttocks. It is here that grace sits and rides a woman’s body.

    Lying   Mean   Curves  
    Laurie G. Kirszner, John Updike (1998). “A and P”, Heinle & Heinle Pub
  • Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.

    Shaving   Fit   Chairs  
    'All's Well that Ends Well' (1603-4) act 2, sc. 2, l. [18]
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