Two Dogs Quotes
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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
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The pair of them were staring at the computer screen like two dogs watching animal planet: very focused, but incapable of turning up the volume or changing the channel. -Manny and Butch
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You're out of luck like two dogs stuck.
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I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
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My next door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.
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I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
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I've got two dogs - one's a Jack Russell and she's one year old now, and I've got another dog called Kanga, and I got him from a rescue shelter, and there's nothing I enjoy more than just walking them on the beach in Cape Town. I find that very destressing and very relaxing.
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There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.
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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.
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In America they got two policemen, five policemen and one car watching each other, each has got a pistol, one has got a machine gun, one' got a shotgun and two dogs growling at each other.
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The Saint Bernards work best in teams of at least three dogs. They are sent out on patrols following storms, and they wander the paths looking for stranded travelers. If they come upon a victim, two dogs lie down beside the person to keep him warm; one of the two licks his face to stimulate him back to consciousness. Meanwhile, another dog will have already started back to the hospice to sound the alarm.
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
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Rituals are important. I get up. I take the dogs on a walk around to the front and then I pick up the papers. Then I walk around to the front door, then me and the two dogs come in the house and I give them treats. I make coffee. It's the regularity of these kinds of rituals that I find deeply satisfying.
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The Anti-Vivisector does not deny that physiologists must make experiments and even take chances with new methods. He says that they must not seek knowledge by criminal methods, just as they must not make money by criminal methods. He does not object to Galileo dropping cannon balls from the top of the leaning tower of Pisa; but he would object to shoving off two dogs or American tourists.
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My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
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I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.
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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
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Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
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When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
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A plot is two dogs and one bone.
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I'll be a little bummed out if I make it to my 70s and didn't have a kid. I have two dogs and I know how much I love them. I would like to love and raise a kid.
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Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
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Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.
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Lo, when two dogs are fighting in the streets, With a third dog one of the two dogs meets; With angry teeth he bites him to the bone, And this dog smarts for what that dog has done.
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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
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