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  • What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.

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    Funny   Humor   Years  

  • The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.

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    Good Life   Keys   Bullshit  

  • How do you pledge allegiance to a government? That's all America is: a government. There's no such thing as 'we're Americans.' That's just trivial bullshit to get you rooting for the home team. You're not an American. You're a guy, you're a person, you're an individual.

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Doug Stanhope

  • Born: March 25, 1967
  • Occupation: Stand-up comedian
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