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George Burns Quotes About Smoking Cigars

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  • If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

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  • When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage ... When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line.

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  • I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

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  • If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

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George Burns

  • Born: January 20, 1896
  • Died: March 9, 1996
  • Occupation: Comedian
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