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  • Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

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    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

  • Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

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    Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.81, Penguin

  • We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Phyllis Diller

  • Born: July 17, 1917
  • Died: August 20, 2012
  • Occupation: Comedienne
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