Clever And Witty Quotes
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
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Two wrongs don't make a right.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them.
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I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.
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He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up
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The second mouse gets the cheese!
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A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the graces, and the love he feels for him puts a blindfold over his eyes so that he does not see his defects but considers them signs of charm and intelligence and recounts them to his friends as if they were clever and witty.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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Nixon's motto was, if two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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