Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes
The best sayings about Happy Valentines Day Funny that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
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This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
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The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
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Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
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The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
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If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
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Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
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I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
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My heart to you is given: Oh, do give yours to me; We'll lock them up together, And throw away the key.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
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Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.
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The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is just to love and be loved in return.
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
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What a lover’s heart knows let no man’s brain dispute.
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.
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Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without.
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
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Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.
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