Tasers Quotes
The best sayings about Tasers that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter.
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I'm a professional at what I do. As a police officer you're a professional at what you're supposed to do. You should know your equipment well. You should know the difference between a taser and a handgun.
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I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be forced to Taser you." He looked at what I had in my hand. "That's a phone." "I have an app. You'll probably experience nerve damage. Slight memory loss.
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Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
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Read your work out loud. Don't give me that look. Read your work aloud. Don't argue. Don't fight. It will help. I promise. I promise. I guarantee it. If you find it didn't help you, lemme know. I will let you Taser me in the face. And by "me," I mean, some other guy who will be my stand-in. Probably some real estate agent or tollbooth attendant.
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I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke
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It's a hard thing to hold a civil conversation after recalling that one party has used a Taser on the other, so both of them finished the walk in silence.
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I am the neurological opposite of a psychopath, in that I feel anxious almost all the time. It must be great to not constantly feel like you’ve got someone living inside your face, shooting you with a mini Taser.
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Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
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So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul." So I hit him. What would you do?
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Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug) Does a bear defecate rurally? What kind of question is that for someone who owns the biggest gun store in town? Of course I got plenty. I got enough Tasers to light up New York City AND Boston just for giggles. (Bubba)
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You go into this survival instinct mode, when you feel like your life is in jeopardy. I found myself in the bathroom with my taser, which I have 10 of, my panic button and my cell phone. It was the most terrifying experience I've ever had in my life
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Top Authors
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George Washington 1st U.S. President -
Gerry DiNardo American football player -
George Carey Archbishop of Canterbury -
George Aaron Barton Author
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George Pelecanos Author -
Georges Wolinski Cartoonist -
Georg Riedel Composer -
George Chakiris Dancer -
George Reisman Economist -
Giuseppe Andrews Film actor -
Gillian Robespierre Film director
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George Deukmejian Former Governor of California -
George Smathers Former United States Senator -
Gisela Kallenbach German Politician -
George Marsden Historian -
George Elliston Journalist
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George Howe Colt Journalist -
Gilbert Harding Journalist -
George R. Stewart Novelist -
George Li Pianist -
George Darley Poet
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Geza Vermes Scholar -
Georg Jensen Silversmith -
Ginn Hale Writer
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George Monbiot Writer -
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Gertrud von Le Fort Writer -
Gilad Atzmon Writer
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