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A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.
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Taxes are paid in the sweat of every man who labors.
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The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.
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There's no such thing as a good tax.
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
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I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
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It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.
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Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay
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The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
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A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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A fool and his money are soon partying.
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Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids
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You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
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Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
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The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
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The best things in life are free
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A fool and his money are soon married.
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
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Taxes are indeed very heavy - We are taxed twice as much by our Idleness. Three times as much by our Pride. And four times as much by our Folly.
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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
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When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.
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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
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