Authors:
Topics:
Quotes › Authors › E › Emo Philips

Emo Philips Quotes About Reality

We have collected for you the TOP of Emo Philips's best quotes about Reality! Here are collected all the quotes about Reality starting from the birthday of the Entertainer – February 7, 1956! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 4 sayings of Emo Philips about Reality. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

    →
    Emo Philips

  • You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

    →
    Emo Philips

  • Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.

    →
    Emo Philips
    "E=MO²". Album by Emo Philips. Track: 'A Fine How Ya Do', 1985.

  • I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

    →
    Emo Philips
Page 1 of 1
Did you find Emo Philips's interesting saying about Reality? We will be glad if you share the quote with your friends on social networks! This page contains Entertainer quotes from Entertainer Emo Philips about Reality collected since February 7, 1956! Come back to us again – we are constantly replenishing our collection of quotes so that you can always find inspiration by reading a quote from one or another author!
You May Also Like:
Woody Allen
Andy Kaufman
Bobcat Goldthwait
George Carlin
Patton Oswalt
Eddie Izzard
Steven Wright
Bill Hicks

Emo Philips

  • Born: February 7, 1956
  • Occupation: Entertainer
4 Quotes

Related Authors

Popular Topics