Emo Philips Quotes About School
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When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage.
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In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
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Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, Why limit yourselves?
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But I like to swim. At high school, I tried out for the swim team. I shaved off all my body hair, and that extra burst of speed from all the bullies shouting Kill the fairy.
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