Emo Philips Quotes About Wife
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I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"
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I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.
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It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat.
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You should get married. When I was younger, I was into the fame and fortune, and now I realize that a loving wife and happy children - that's life's greatest consolation prize.
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I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.
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I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.
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I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.
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I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.
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