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Quotes › Authors › H › Henny Youngman › Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one
  • Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.

    Henny Youngman: Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
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