• I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.

    Jay Leno: I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.
    "Leno: 'I Was Going to Start Off Tonight With an Obama Joke But I Don't Want to Get Audited by the IRS'" by Noel Sheppard, www.newsbusters.org. May 14, 2013.