Louis C. K. Quotes About Home
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.
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