W. C. Fields Quotes About Whiskey
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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
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The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never requires a special kennel, it has no toenails to be clipped or coat to be stripped. Whiskey sits quietly in its special nook until you want it. True, whiskey has a nasty habit of running out, but then so does a dog.
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So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.
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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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