Funny Anti Love Quotes
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I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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The course of true love never did run smooth.
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
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Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
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A kiss may ruin a human life
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The most important things are the hardest to say
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Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.
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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that
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Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
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Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
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Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
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I don't feel anti-love. I feel suspicious of love, and I feel suspicious of what it means to be in love. And I also feel suspicious of what it means to feel pretend love for someone.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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Love is a promise delivered already broken.
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As Dostoevski said: 'Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
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Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
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If you love something, set it free.
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Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams.
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Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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