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Believe those who seek the truth, doubt those who find it; doubt all, but do not doubt yourself.
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No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God.
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Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
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To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin".
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Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
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If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. While it's okay to believe in a man who turned water into wine, and walked on water
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
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You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
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The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Where knowledge ends, religion begins.
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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor.
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The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.
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Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.
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An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell? No, said the priest, not if you did not know. Then why, asked the Inuit earnestly, did you tell me?
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I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.
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For good people to do evil things, it takes religion.
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Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.
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So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
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The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.
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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
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