Funny Sexy Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Sexy that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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At once, it’s clear I cannot gush. We try me playing cocky, but I just don’t have the arrogance. Apparently, I’m too “vulnerable” for ferocity. I’m not witty. Funny. Sexy. Or mysterious By the end of the session, I am no one at all.
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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
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Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all.
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These days, the selfie and its main outlet, Instagram, generally come in for much adult loathing. But consider this: The selfie is a tiny pulse of girl pride—a shout-out to the self. … The selfie suggests something in picture form—I think I look [beautiful] [happy] [funny] [sexy]. Do you?—that a girl could never get away with saying. It puts the gaze of the camera squarely in a girl’s hands, and along with it, the power to influence the photo’s interpretation.
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From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
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It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.
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Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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When turkeys mate they think of swans.
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
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Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?
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The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.
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A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
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The musical stuff I'd go up for was always funny, sexy, tough-as-nails, heart-of-gold characters.
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[An article about Cho] started out, "Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho..." What is "zaftig?" Isn't that German for "big fat pig?" I guess I was lucky - "zaftig" is kind of a nice word. It could have been, "Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho."
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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
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I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
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