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  • I'm going through a divorce now. This is the second one, and like baseball, I'm not gonna get three strikes. I've been living by myself for five years and I'm very comfortable. I can play my guitar when I want to.

  • A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage.

    Divorce   Men   Weight  
  • It's important to prepare audience for the worst in life. People come to forget their problems, and it's my job, right before I leave, to go, "Don't forget: You're going through a divorce and there's a recession." It's always good to end on a pensive note.

    Jobs   Divorce   People  
    Source: www.avclub.com
  • Initiating and going through a divorce with four kids can be a brutal experience, but also a tempering one. It gave me perspective and insight to be able to find the love of my life.

    Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
  • To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

    Funny   Divorce   Playboy  
    "James Caan: What I've Learned". Interview with Ross Johnson, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.
  • Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.

    Mary Kay Blakely (1995). “American Mom: Motherhood, Politics, and Humble Pie”, p.125, Simon and Schuster
  • Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

    Divorce   Two   Firsts  
    Evan Esar (1961). “Humorous English: a guide to comic usage, jocular speech and writing, and witty grammar”
  • Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

    P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.122, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
  • It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.

    God   Patriotic   Divorce  
    Abraham Lincoln (2008). “The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln”, p.373, Wildside Press LLC
  • Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through.

  • A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

  • In the last few years, losing my father, going through a divorce and not getting some jobs I really wanted, is making me a much more interesting person, I think. This all really does feel like a rebirth, a new chapter.

    Jobs   Father   Divorce  
  • American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

    Husband   Divorce   Wife  
  • It was tough when people would say, "Aren't you so excited?" about the new show and I couldn't really say, "Yes, well, I'm going through a divorce right now, too."

    Divorce   People   Tough  
    Source: www.wbur.org
  • The stories I would hear from men who were going through divorces and in child custody battles, the lies their wives told about them being predators, that they had fondled or abused the children, and these guys didn't know what to do. It wasn't true. They had no idea how to combat it. And I said, "A large part of this is modern feminism. You've gotta understand it."

    Source: www.rushlimbaugh.com
  • I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.

    Agatha Christie (1991). “Agatha Christie: An Autobiography”, Berkley Publishing Group
  • In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

  • I can usually tell when a woman is going through a divorce because they look so gaunt and tired and sad. It's just a huge sadness. It's horrible. It's like death. You mourn, but the person's still there.

    Tired   Sadness   Divorce  
    "Actress Andie MacDowell is happy out of the spotlight" by Luaine Lee, www.washingtonpost.com. August 10, 2013.
  • Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.

    Jennifer Weiner (2010). “Fly Away Home”, p.362, Simon and Schuster
  • Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

    Funny   Humor   Divorce  
  • I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.

    Funny   Divorce   Hatred  
  • Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.

  • Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

    A Guide to Men "Divorces" (1922)
  • The gem cannot be polished without friction nor man without trials.

  • People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking and it hurts really bad. It can really mess with your head.

    Hurt   Divorce   People  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.

  • She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

  • You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

    Sleep   Divorce   Cutting  
  • I mean everyone is going to have an opinion. But the fact is, is many people have been critical or judgmental, which is almost a double whammy, as if the pain of going through a divorce is not enough, then to have what you want - embrace and support.

    Pain   Mean   Divorce  
    Source: culteducation.com
  • Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

    Divorce   Mad   Heartfelt  
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