Happy Divorce Quotes
The best sayings about Happy Divorce that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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In our family we don't divorce our men - we bury them.
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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
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Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.
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Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
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Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
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Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.
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If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
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Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
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Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
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Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
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Thank God you can flee, can escape from that massy five-foot-thick maggot-cheesy solidarity which overlays the earth, in which men and women in couples are ranked like ninepins.
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
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A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying.
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The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
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Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
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In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
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A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
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A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
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Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.
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