Daniel Tosh Quotes About Comedy
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It’s the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central and they’ve been good to me.
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I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house.
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I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.
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e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.
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You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"
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Comedy Central wanted to do a show with me, I had a couple failures under my belt with them already, but they still wanted to try something else. They came to me and said they wanted to do something that was internet focused and created original content on their site, so they could compete with the funny or dies and what not. So that was the premise, and they gave us a small amount of money, $5000, and from there it turned into the show.
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Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.
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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
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Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.
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