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Quotes › Authors › M › Mitch Hedberg › I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose
  • I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

    Mitch Hedberg: I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
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