Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
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A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
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Are we not like two volumes of one book?
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Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.
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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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