Funny Wedding Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Wedding that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.
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Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
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In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
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Marriage is the perfection which love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.
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you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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In the end, it's all about perseverance.
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
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Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
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Peter Shumlin Governor of Vermont -
Perry Miller Historian -
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Peter Ferrara Lawyer -
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Paul McCartney Musician -
Peter Snell Olympic athlete -
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Peter Imbert, Baron Imbert Police -
Paul Kagame President of Rwanda -
Petro Poroshenko President of Ukraine -
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Paul McDonald Singer-songwriter -
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Peter Medawar Writer
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