Smoking A Pipe Quotes
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I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
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It was hypnotic, and then it was unsettling, and finally I became aware of another entity in my universe, sitting on the shore two hundred yards away, smoking a pipe.
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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
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I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.
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Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.
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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
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You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
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What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.
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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
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May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.
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The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan.
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
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A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
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There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
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The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.
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There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
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I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.
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A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.
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If you can't send money, send tobacco.
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Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!
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The best pictures are always those one dreams of when one is smoking a pipe in bed, but which never get done. But still one ought to try, however incompetent one may feel before the unspeakable perfection and radiant splendour of nature.
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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.
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I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.
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Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
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They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
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