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We have collected for you the TOP of Henny Youngman's best quotes about Husband! Here are collected all the quotes about Husband starting from the birthday of the Comedian – March 16, 1906! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 3 sayings of Henny Youngman about Husband. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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  • I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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  • A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?

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Henny Youngman

  • Born: March 16, 1906
  • Died: February 24, 1998
  • Occupation: Comedian
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