Henny Youngman Quotes About Killing

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  • I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.

    Henny Youngman (1994). “Henny Youngman's Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks”, Outlet
  • A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"

    Funny   Humor   Men  
  • I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.

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