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Quotes › Authors › S › Steven Wright › Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he
  • Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

    Steven Wright: Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
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