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Quotes › Authors › S › Steven Wright › I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked
  • I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

    Steven Wright: I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
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