Funny Happy Birthday Quotes
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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
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You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Act your age, not your shoe size.
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Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
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If you're not getting older, you're dead.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
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Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
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You're only as old as you feel.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
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