Funny Marriage Quotes
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
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The most important single thing that any Latter-day Saint ever does in this world is to marry the right person, in the right place, by the right authority.
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I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
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I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
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Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
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Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
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In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
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Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
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A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
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It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
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The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
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You have no idea of the women I didn't marry.
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
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A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.
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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.
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I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.
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Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
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