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To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
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You could not possibly maintain the current level of government taxation without the taxes being hidden, and they are hidden in two very different ways. They are hidden through withholding, but they are also hidden by being imposed on business, supposedly on business, when really, of course, business can't pay taxes, only people can pay taxes.
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Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!
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Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
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If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.
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In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
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If you want government to intervene domestically, you’re a liberal. If you want government to intervene overseas, you’re a conservative. If you want government to intervene everywhere, you’re a moderate. If you don’t want government to intervene anywhere, you’re an extremist.
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A businessman cannot force you to buy his product; if he makes a mistake, he suffers the consequences; if he fails, he takes the loss. If bureaucrat makes a mistake, you suffer the consequences; if he fails, he passes the loss on to you.
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As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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I've been a politician and so I'm sometimes cynical about what politicians won't do. When I hear a politician say something that makes no sense whatsoever, I think there's one of two things there: There's money or the promise of money.
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For NASA, space is still a high priority.
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I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
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If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
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I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking.
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it.
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A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
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All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.
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The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
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You can't say 'I don't do politics,' because silence is a political statement.
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I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.
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I see light at the end of the tunnel.
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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party
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