Day Drinking Quotes
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.
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I like my whisky old and my women young.
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
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Drinking is a way of ending the day.
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
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We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.
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I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.
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Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.
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A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
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I drink to make other people more interesting.
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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I'm very open about the fact that I'm a big fan of day drinking. I also love cooking. I cook all day, and I have to have something in my hand while I'm doing that.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
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May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
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