Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Single Valentines Day that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
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You're not a coward just because you don't want to hurt people.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
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Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
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I'm single because I was born that way.
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If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
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Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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The course of true love never did run smooth.
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Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
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Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
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Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
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Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
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Love is a game that two can play and both win.
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
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You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.
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Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.
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Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
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