Erma Bombeck Quotes About Inspirational
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He who laughs.....lasts.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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I used everything you gave me.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.
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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
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