Erma Bombeck Quotes About Water
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For some unexplained reason, it's always the other end of the table that's wild and raucous, with screaming laughter and a fella who plays 'Holiday for Strings' on water glasses.
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Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water.
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
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When it comes to cooking, five years ago I felt guilty "just adding water." Now I want to bang the tube against the countertop and have a five-course meal pop out. If it comes with plastic silverware and a plate that self-destructs, all the better.
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There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
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