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  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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  • For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

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  • A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

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    Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.135, Open Road Media

  • It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

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Erma Bombeck

  • Born: February 21, 1927
  • Died: April 22, 1996
  • Occupation: Column Author
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