Erma Bombeck Quotes About Football
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Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.
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Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
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It is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.
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The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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