David Letterman Quotes About Afghanistan
-
John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further proof that this guy is out of his mind? Four wives? That's how al Qaeda gets you to become a suicide bomber.
→ -
Here's some news from Afghanistan. We're sending more troops to seal up the borders. Can we try that here? Three months, 12,000 pounds of bombs and billions and billions of dollars and the highest ranking enemy we've captured so far is an American.
→ -
Did you hear this? They say now Osama bin Laden and his buddy Mullah Omar have left Afghanistan dressed as women. They dressed up as women and went across the border into Pakistan. I think they're going to make a movie about it. They're going to call it 'Some like it Jihad.'
→ -
Over in Afghanistan, Osama stuck his head out of the cave and saw a shadow. So, that means six more weeks of bombing.
→
Related Authors
-
Barbara Walters Journalist -
Conan O'Brien Talk show host -
Regis Philbin Actor -
Louis C. K. Comedian -
Craig Ferguson Talk show host -
Stephen Colbert Satirist -
Ed Sullivan Television personality -
Howard Stern Radio personality -
Jimmy Fallon Television host -
Tina Fey Actress -
Bill Murray Actor -
Jerry Seinfeld Comedian -
Ellen DeGeneres Comedian -
Jon Stewart Satirist -
Jay Leno Comedian -
Merrill Markoe Author -
Johnny Carson Host -
Don Rickles Comedian -
Steve Martin Actor -
Paul Shaffer Musician