David Letterman Quotes About Inspirational
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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
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Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.
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I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City. Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited. I found what I thought at the time was a very rare seashell. And I took it to a friend of mine who works in a museum. And I was really disappointed. It turned out to be just a human ear.
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America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
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