David Letterman Quotes About Taxes
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Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?
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Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.
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President Bush says he now wants to simplify the tax code. Only those in the blue states will pay.
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It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.
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It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?
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Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out to China.
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