David Letterman Quotes About Coffee
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They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.
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I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.
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You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?
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Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity.
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If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.
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Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!
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I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!
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Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
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