David Letterman Quotes About Children
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Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.
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Bring Your Child to Work Day -- that's how we got George W. Bush.
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The Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.
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Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened children by telling them it's just gunfire.
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There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.
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Child labor, not a problem. Censorship, not a problem. Torture, not a problem. Chewing gum in China - oh, my God! You better not be over here chewing gum.
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